Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Rule #8 Always pay attention in Geography Class-Part II

So, let's review:


If you like circumcised men, STAY in america. or go to israel I guess. the rest of the world did not jump on that cutting board.


If you like big penises, move to canada.


If you like huge penises, date black men.


If you like getting fingered, move to japan. they are the best.


If you like it when men go down on you, move to europe.


If you like amazing kisses, go to northern africa. morocco and egypt.


If you like to 69, move to Turkey.


If you like hillbillies move to Australia.


If you like weird sexual fetishes move to England.


If you like mexicans, move to mexico.


If you like strange humor, move to germany or amsterdam.


If you like curry, move to india.


If you like crocks, don't sleep with men. you are a lesbian.


If you like hot men, move to portugal or spain.


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